A book written
by Stephanie Meyer that
has attracted and brainwashed millions of Girls (And Moms!).
There are 4 types of people that
Sane Fans: These people are very rare. They take opinions, they dont get butthurt
when you state that it is not as good. These people are very nice, and they
you just over
a book. Rarely they
want to marry the main chars.
Fangirls: A tad bit more common than
humane fans, most cant take opinions, all of them
think Edward is "hot" but most of them
will give you harm, but not too much. The things they
do range from to a slap on the wrist to a book whack.
Twitards/Twimoms: Very common. They attack
anyone who has a different
their own. Attacks range from a pushing down stairs to a baseball bat beating.
Twihards: VERY VERY common. They
want to marry Edward. They
and hate sunlight. They
troll internet forums to spread the word of their holy book.
are fucking annoying. Attacks range from a harmless punch to a fatal murder.
Bella is a whiny bitch.
Stick with the sanes, not the hards and you will be safe.
speech will reign over twilight!