A country of freedom...and stuff...and...Okay *laughs*
Let me put it strait for you. Were not the worst country in the world...sort of...
Sure we have a pretty curropt gorvernment but lets be honest, who the hell doesn't?
Yeah we think europe is a country...stupidly often...
Wait is it a country? *looks in "Our Dumb World" Atlas* Okay it is confirmed to me it is NOT a country.
Sure we have a more extremist religion ideology than Rome ever will but hey it's...just an idea right? What's the harm of... an... ide-
ANYWAY! HEY! We were founded on freedom! Even though...pretty much all of the countries in Europe have it too. Including Japan...Canada...and a few.. others. But! We were first! I think. Even though blacks were slaves and women were... Nevermind.
Okay fine were pretty bad... and stupid... and hypocritical... and taking credit where it isn't due...
But lets be honest were better than places like Africa and the middle east.
Even though it's stupid to compare them becuase they're both massively different...
You know what? Fuck you, I'm out of here!
Here's you god damn example!
FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON FIRDAY!
Good now your ears are bleeding.
Oh and the word United States becuase Urban Dictionary said so!