Random DUDE's definitions

paraphilia

Scientific term of a sexual fantasy/ attraction beyond what society sees as normal. Also known as sexual perversion or deviation. Usually comes from childhood abuse, anti-socialism, depression, etc.

Fetishes, sado-masochism, anal, and other disturbing shit use your imagination.

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Car fucker

Someone who finds sexual pleasure with cars whether it be-
1)fucking the exhaust pipe,
2)feeling da vibes of da engine, or 3)simply a person who is too cheap to buy car lube so he uses his cum instead.
4)Masturbating over a car (over under)

Any of your friends car fuckers- it's a victimless crime but theyz prob so fucked up dat they need sum yrz of therapy.

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

kaleidoscope

1) A little scope u look into to see a variety of swirling colours.

2) LSD and stoner vision.

If you can't afford a kaleidoscope- smoke some weed and you;ll enjoying it all night long.

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

proper banged

As used by Chavs who were recently arrested for driving and want to give you £50 to take their car back to Northfield.

I'm proper banged mate! Can yow drive?

by Random Dude January 26, 2005

CN

Chem symbol for cyanide

You can get away with murder from taking CN pills- all it costs is some cash and your life.

by Random DUDE December 14, 2004

statutory rape

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.

Need I say more?........................

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005