1 definition by Randall The Harmless Neighbor

People who write or look up urban dictionary definitions of good things about their name to take their mind off the fact they rank among the scum of the earth.
Example I

"Oh look Sebastian, this UD entry says that I'm handsome and cool."

"Sounds like someone needs to get hit by a bus... Big time."

Example II

"Hey I want to write about how great the name Lenny is!"

"Wow, you're a desperate piece of garbage"
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