292 definitions by Ranchgirls
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020
Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.
by Ranchgirls September 24, 2020
by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020
When you give a chick too much cocaine right after a meal and as you engage in anal sex she shits all over your pelvic region and continues grinding you into oblivion.
Yeah Cabron, that gorta from the other night ruined my car interior with her little chilipaisa stunt!
by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021
When you suspect somebody may not be conscious and you lift their hand up bending at the elbow. If the hand stays in the air for 3 seconds they do not consent but if their hand immediately falls back down from where it was lifted from that is considered a yes.
by Ranchgirls October 11, 2023
by Ranchgirls August 9, 2023
A somewhat easy, or polyamourous female who will sleep with anyone to get out of chores, housework, office tasks, hard labor, in addition to supplementing sex for monetary payment of any value.
Bro, I'm sorry that she cheated on you with your brother, your boss, the pizza shop guy and his Dad. But what did you expect when you married that RanchGirl?
by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020