RanDom's definitions

McDonalds

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. [e-mail]. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

by Random December 17, 2003

paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

gobble

The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.

Nice meeting you Ms. Davis. I'll be sure to give you a call if i need someone to gobble on my cob.

by random March 4, 2004

Croz

1. An cynical and unfortunately real being, often found lurking in online habitats and pubs.

2. A state of mind beyond cross, livid, or just plain narked.

1. The Croz lurked in the corner, peering over the rim of his pint of Old Speckled Hen.

2. The girl was so croz, she performed the act of Boonga Boonga on the sales assistant.

by Random January 26, 2004

myspace

Myspace (or MySpace) is a free service that uses the internet for online communication through an interactive network of photos, weblogs, user profiles, e-mail, web forums, groups, as well as many other communication devices. This all-inclusive service is sometimes called a social networking interface. It is an active site always updating or creating new features for their members. Myspace is also sometimes used to describe a user created webpage on the Myspace.com service.

Members are usually titled as Myspacers.

Stats:
* There are 20 forums with many different subforums.
* There are around 300,000 topics in the main site forums.
* A total of 3 million forum posts as of this typing.
* There are around 200,000 groups.
* There are around 60 million group forum posts.
* There are 5 new posts every second.
* There are over 10 million profiles inside Myspace. (as of March 11, 2005)

by random June 20, 2005

DOOM.

Poster on a stupid little message board who is the epitome of ROCKING.
Synonymous with 'cool', 'super', and 'sexy'.

"DOOM. is more super than you."

by Random October 30, 2003

bakersfield

city in central california. frankly, it is mierably boring. its a giant field with buildings. yuck.

bakersfield is boring.

by Random May 21, 2004