1 definition by RaiseOner
The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.
Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"
by RaiseOner May 17, 2014