3 definitions by Rachel Schneider

Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.

We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.

by Rachel Schneider July 22, 2006

funlarious

A combination of the words "funny" and "hilarious". Used mistakenly by people who don't realize that not only should they be saying fularious but that the "fu" part stands for "fucking", not "funny".

Andrew: So Rachel, how'd you like the movie?
Rachel: Oh man, it was so funlarious!

by Rachel Schneider August 5, 2006

toight

The state of being firm and muscular, especially in the midriff region.

She should pull her shirt down, her flabby stomach is not very toight.

by Rachel Schneider February 25, 2006