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A nigma is a position used by most Muslim adults to seduce their 9 Yr old wives, this can also be transformed into what you would called the Jihadi Steamer, this move can only be used by the highest generals of Isis (Usman Zafar) this move shall only be used on the 11th of September as it a national holiday to all middle Eastern countries. The sheer amount of power is the equivalent of a suicide bomber.
9yr old: omg my husband pulled off a massive nigma on my flaps
by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 10, 2020
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This is the upgraded version of the hanging minger... The Hanging minger Sr is a technique where you kidnap and old person tie them up in a plastic bag, also put a bee hive inside the bag and then hang them to a tree and beat the living sh*t out of them, this causes maximum damage to your opponent
Omg did u give my Grandad a Hanging minger Sr
by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 13, 2020
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First you shove a XL unlubricated condom down ur childs throat causing them to suffocate before the baby can cry for help you chuck it down a river with a rock tied to their leg, this is where the police will find the dead and washed up baby by the river banks causing them to put it in lost and found
Omg Jamie! Did u really throw our newborn to lost and found!?!?!
by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 10, 2020
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smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.
by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020
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A Hanging minger
First you have to find a baby and put it in a bin bag and then hanging it on a tree, after the following steps, use this as a piñata on the babies mothers birthday.
Omg what prize did I win!?!
OMG IS THAT MY SON!?!?!
OMG THAT'S A HANGING MINGER
by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020
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A Washington Noggin is a technique for self pleasure where a random man smashes a child's head on the side of the road as the baby's mother is tied up and forced to watch as the man ejaculates on the helpless child
Omg that was a pretty cool Washington Noggin
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Summercamp A peaceful night where teens gather round a campfire singing peaceful songs like hallelujah. When it hits 3 am the teens commence a blood ritual where they slit open their hand with a knife and pour blood onto the campfire, this then summons the Devil, who then shags the children until the cum drips out of their nose, the devil will then individually drag each child down to the 7th layer of hell where they will live in touture and hard labor for eternity screaming out for the name of God!
Hey how do you think Jimmy is doing at summercamp
by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020
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