Definitions by RTM 1963

Poofter Drill 

A called out warning by a member of the Australian Defence Forces (usually the Army) whenever servicemen from an arm of the forces considered to be a next of poofters are approaching. The response it to stand with your backs to the wall.

"Here comes the Navy! Poofter drill, everyone!"

"Oh, fuck off!"

Poofter Drill by RTM 1963 October 5, 2024

The Bum Boys Are Screaming 

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

The Bum Boys Are Screaming by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024

You Can Hear The Screams 

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.

So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.

You Can Hear The Screams by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023

Cockroach 

Australian term for a person born in New South Wales. Named for the insect pest and just as popular as the insect pest too amongst other Australians, especially Queenslanders.

The Cockroaches are going to be crushed by the power of the Queensland Maroons.

Cockroach by RTM 1963 October 18, 2023

Penile Servitude 

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.

You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.

Penile Servitude by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

I can see the circumcision scar by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023

bend and spread 

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.

"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"

bend and spread by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023