RTM 1963's definitions

you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017

Space Invader

A guy who has a preference for fucking people best described as "space cadets" ie incredibly stupid.

"That Barry, he is such a space invader. He prefers stupid partners."

"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."

by RTM 1963 November 26, 2022

Archfaggot

The seniormost faggot in an a area, defined as being a faggotdom or similar such place.

"My Lord! Who is that... extravagantly-dressed man?"

"Oh, he's the Archfaggot of King's Cross."

"From the nature of your posts I daresay that you are the Archfaggot of /b/."

by RTM 1963 December 8, 2022

Turret-head

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.

"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."

by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014

Muttink

A word used by people of a very special level of intelligence for what others would call a dog.

"Whose muttink is this?"

by RTM 1963 September 19, 2025

The Cult With No Balls

A term used to describe the Heaven's Gate Cult, especially given their habit of castrating themselves.

"You know they're also known as 'The Cult With No Balls?' Basically because to get onto the spaceship you had to have them whipped off.

by RTM 1963 October 2, 2025

Bum Boy of the Bum Boy

Someone who regularly gets sodomised by someone who regularly gets sodomised by a top.

"Oh, look! That one's a bum boy of the bum boy! Low man on the totem pole at Nudgee College!

by RTM 1963 September 12, 2025