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Metho

Australian and British slang for a person addicted to drinking methylated spirits (denatures alcohol, for the Yanks reading this.) They would mix in orange juice (used to kill the taste) and often fall into incoherent rants and ramblings that make those of methamphetamine users seem coherent by comparison. They did, however, make much more sense than the rants of many of the talking heads found on Sky News and other cable channels operated by the Murdoch Apparat.

They were quite often found in local parks and places like Fortitude Valley in Brisbane, Queensland.
"Oh dear. The metho has been in the turps again."
by RTM 1963 May 22, 2022
mugGet the Methomug.

He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm
Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.
by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021
mugGet the He Should Have Stayed Spermmug.

bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.
"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"
by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023
mugGet the bend and spreadmug.

Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.
by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014
mugGet the Fapping Stationmug.

Tool-tugger

Synonym for wanker. Can be used to some extent in polite society.
That George, he is such a tool-tugger!
by RTM 1963 September 11, 2014
mugGet the Tool-tuggermug.

Toading

A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.

This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.

All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?

Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
by RTM 1963 October 1, 2021
mugGet the Toadingmug.

Homeric Stupidity

A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson
Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.
by RTM 1963 February 13, 2015
mugGet the Homeric Stupiditymug.

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