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A socially inept person of paleolithic decent. The Beezer attacks at will and is cunning in her attempts to blend well with her surroundings but still manages to stand out. Sightings of the Beezer are few and far such as that of the Sasquach or el Chupacabra where as once you have seen "it" you cannot get "it" away. Stories arise primarily from folklore and myth, where as the Beezer does in fact Exist.
Look at the Beezer!!!

The Beezer sneezed on me.

I just gave the Beezer IDB in my VW after a BJ.
by RHS Alumni February 7, 2005
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