The significant other left behind when a person becomes addicted to World of Warcraft (WoW
). The WoWwidow is called such because there is no way the gamer
is going to interact with the person or the real-life environment unless there is an interruption in their Internet service. It is usually then up to the WoWwidow to assume responsibility for all aspects of maintaining a household. More rarely, WoWwidower.
All east-coast servers are down for emergency maintainence after a deranged WoWwidow bombed the offices they were housed in. We apologize for any inconvenience.