12 definitions by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin
A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
"Bloody hell,I caught Ethel in the bins again!! She's a rite ruddy mucksucker of that there is no doubt, I can tell you."
'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 2, 2008
Going for a cockshake.
Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.
spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.
spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 2, 2008
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008
A Composite of 'Cunt' and 'Sock'
A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.
Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).
Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -
adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.
Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).
Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -
adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008
A person with an unhealthy obsession of with the rapper
P Diddy Coons formerly known as Puff Daddy.
A dislexics misspellings attemt at peodiphile.
P Diddy Coons formerly known as Puff Daddy.
A dislexics misspellings attemt at peodiphile.
'I'm really puffys #1 fan, I think his works are of the finest examples in contemporary american culture to date.
"gunna fuck ma niggaz biatch" is simply a masterpiece. Its a beautifully constructed, ballad if you will, demonstrating P Diddi's playful nature and his respect for G - Unit.'
by a Pdiddiphile
"gunna fuck ma niggaz biatch" is simply a masterpiece. Its a beautifully constructed, ballad if you will, demonstrating P Diddi's playful nature and his respect for G - Unit.'
by a Pdiddiphile
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008
A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 26, 2008