RD's definitions

sploosh

Female masturbation or fingering involving crack.

That bitch used some of my best crack to sploosh herself!

by RD April 19, 2005

time in a bottle

the most valuable thing
something we can never have

That moment you wish you could have back and live in forever

by rd March 22, 2004

pikeys

Knobheads

(see above)

by RD October 20, 2003

Ivar

Ivar: An engine - made by Welsh Dragons

Makes funny noises - 'shhhhhgerromppp shhhhgerrrommpppp' etc

Why does Ivar have a funny accent - it's because he is Welsh and an steam engine

by RD January 30, 2005

Wisbech

A town in cambridgeshire inhabitated by inbred, stupid, pikeys. It is not recommended to walk through Wisbech at night.

"I'm off to Wisbech for the afternoon, darling. Don't expect me home in the morning. I'll be lying a ditch, after being mugged by a gang of pikeys."

by RD October 18, 2003