Definitions by RD
Incest
The act of having sex with somebody of blood relations, which can result in interbred (ie; dumb, ugly, deformed) offspring. Wisbech is such a place where incest is practised.
Wisbech
A town in cambridgeshire inhabitated by inbred, stupid, pikeys. It is not recommended to walk through Wisbech at night.
"I'm off to Wisbech for the afternoon, darling. Don't expect me home in the morning. I'll be lying a ditch, after being mugged by a gang of pikeys."