This person has no athletic ability at all....I mean NONE. Completely uncoordinated, for example can't even manage to drive a car without wrecking it (usually this is a "girly" car). This person tends to lack all fashion sense while resembling a human version of donkey kong. They usually travel in packs to night clubs and struggles to meet girls. Uncontrollable bragging usually results with words such as "executive", "millions", "mercedese" and "vp" being used repeatedly. (Similarity to the characters in "Night at the Roxberry").
He went out clubbing with his crew. What a bunch of Inkses!
I just "inksed" and am so embarassed.
John can't help it...he's an inks.