3 definitions by RCAMPZ

Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCAMPZ November 9, 2009

Whatever fords your river.

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"

Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.

by RCAMPZ November 10, 2009

Ugly

What 90% of the human population is.

Me: Wow she is so ugly.

Friend: Yeah, but we are too.

by RCAMPZ December 11, 2010