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The Swine flu is the sick feeling you get when you wake up next to a fat girl, whore, skank, slut or other non-desirable form of monster.
When I woke up and saw her laying there I knew I had contracted a case of the swine flu. Known to cause instant regret and years of therapy. The swine flu gives you the same feeling you get after you eat at KFC. "Oh God, why did I just do that? I
feel like shit. I have to get the fuck outta here."

by RBN33 April 27, 2009
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