One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.
Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:
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