Definitions by R Mutt

Pooturbed 

The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.

"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul

Pooturbed by R Mutt November 3, 2011

lada-dada 

Doing it in a public place in a Lada motor vehicle. For what ever reason.

The car broke down, so ended up having a lada-dada while we waited to get picked up

lada-dada by R Mutt August 3, 2011