Bazadger

A harmless but non-trustworthy sexual deviant, who has a penchant for molesting members of both sexes, and animals. They have the appearance of someone who was born inside out. Can be found sweating in the corner of a Rave, trying to get into their own trouser pocket.

"Watch the kids love, there's a Bazadger over there!"

"I'm off to the Job Centre with the other Bazagers"