3 definitions by Quicksave
During coitus, if the male party applies too much thrust force and direction against the back wall of the vagina adjacent to the rectum, and the impact causes feces to pinch apart and push outwards, launching a high velocity turd at his chest and/or balls, he has just been on the receiving end of a Heimlich Torpedo.
Brian: "Hey Joseph, you okay man? Why are you bleeding from the mouth?"
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."
by Quicksave June 8, 2023
The Full Duplex happens when, during anal sex, as the penis strokes in shit oozes out around it and/or into the urethra.
See: full duplex transmission
See: full duplex transmission
I warned Jared against pounding Stacy in the brown eye after she'd just eaten a Grand Slam at the Denny's in Bloomington. I told him he'd likely end up doing The Full Duplex.
by Quicksave August 12, 2021
The act of paying for the services of a high-priced escort in furtherance of establishing a chauvinist, gigachad caliber social media presence to get money from ad revenue so that you may continue to pay for your high-priced escort. Ergo, the cycle continues ad infinitum (until your subscribers get wise to your scheme, which doesn't happen).
Jackson Hinkle pioneered The Hinkle Cycle as a surefire way to get laid and get clicks on Twitter after sustaining a hand injury from constantly punching the clown.
by Quicksave September 5, 2023