Quicksand Jesus's definitions

Quicksand Jesus

Thank you, psycho bitch

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above

by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004

lebanon

Officially - A country in the Middle East
Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from

Guy 1: Holy shit!!! Look at that babe!!!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she's from Lebanon
Guy 1: That explains it

by Quicksand Jesus May 6, 2004

McShits

What you get after eating too much McDonalds food

Me - Mate, I've got the McShits
Random person - Oh yeah? Too much McDonalds food?
Me - Exactly

by Quicksand Jesus May 10, 2004

wild monkey dance

Something I did last night

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches

by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004

Bullfrog

A sweet tasting yet extremely lethal concoction which leaves you with a blue-green tongue if you drink enough of it.

It consists of:

- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot gin
- 1 shot bacardi
- 1 shot white tequila
- 1 DASH blue curaçao
- 1 DASH cointreau (don't over-do this or else it tastes nasty)
- 1 can of redbull

Pour over crushed ice in a pint glass and enjoy

I once drank 6 pints of Bullfrog and passed out

by Quicksand Jesus April 20, 2004

I'd hit that

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women

Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

Heineken

What I drank too much of last night...

Fast food for me at lunchtime!

by Quicksand Jesus June 16, 2004