Quicksand Jesus's definitions

Fuckistan

A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live

I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

Heineken

What I drank too much of last night...

Fast food for me at lunchtime!

by Quicksand Jesus June 16, 2004

I'd hit that

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women

Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

Joho

Nickname for a Jehovah's witness

Shane Park is a joho

by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

McShits

What you get after eating too much McDonalds food

Me - Mate, I've got the McShits
Random person - Oh yeah? Too much McDonalds food?
Me - Exactly

by Quicksand Jesus May 10, 2004

lebanon

Officially - A country in the Middle East
Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from

Guy 1: Holy shit!!! Look at that babe!!!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she's from Lebanon
Guy 1: That explains it

by Quicksand Jesus May 6, 2004

Piokfsds

A word that has absolutely no meaning whatsoever

Guy 1 - Hey mate, how's it going?
Guy 2 - Piokfsds
Guy 1 - What?!

by Quicksand Jesus May 11, 2004