Quicksand Jesus's definitions

Piokfsds

A word that has absolutely no meaning whatsoever

Guy 1 - Hey mate, how's it going?
Guy 2 - Piokfsds
Guy 1 - What?!

by Quicksand Jesus May 11, 2004

Quicksand Jesus

Thank you, psycho bitch

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above

by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004

Sigmund Freud

Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!

I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!

Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!

by Quicksand Jesus June 14, 2004

Heineken

What I drank too much of last night...

Fast food for me at lunchtime!

by Quicksand Jesus June 16, 2004

wild monkey dance

Something I did last night

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches

by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004

political correctness

Something I flatly refuse to conform to

What do you call a spade?

Average person: I call a 'spade' a 'spade'
PC dimwit: I call a 'spade' an 'excavation instrument'
Me: I call a 'spade' a 'fucking shovel'!!!

by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004

wankers pit

A small area between some toilets and the canteen at Mosgiel Intermediate School. If you got pushed in there, you were deemed a 'wanker' for the rest of the school year

Shane Park got thrown in the wankers pit, so he was a 'wanker' for the rest of 1990

by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004