Definitions by Queen of Irreverence

jethrosexual 

(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.

When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.

jethrosexual by Queen of Irreverence April 15, 2013

Tranwreck 

A woman who is so grossly overdone that she looks like man trying to be a woman.

Christina Aguillera looked like a tranwreck on last night's The Voice.

Tranwreck by Queen of Irreverence December 19, 2012

taux pas 

The fashion violation when a woman's labia can be seen through her pants thereby creating camel toe.

Her taux pas at the party last night was unforgivable. I haven't seen that much laffy taffy since the carnival was in town.

taux pas by Queen of Irreverence December 19, 2012

cockophoney 

the harsh discordant mixture of sounds coming from a woman faking orgasm.

The cockophoney from the apartment next to mine was proof that my neighbor is not the playa he thinks he is.

cockophoney by Queen of Irreverence December 7, 2012

bedazzhole 

A person who adds non-precious gems or glitter to various parts of the body in an attempt to make oneself more visually appealing.

Getting your bajingo vajazzled doesn't make you look hot. It makes you look like a bedazzhole.

bedazzhole by Queen of Irreverence October 22, 2011

equivodate 

The use of ambiguous or unclear expressions to mislead and secure social engagements.

He had the misleading user name Longstrokes believing it was better to equivodate than to not date at all.

equivodate by Queen of Irreverence October 22, 2011