3 definitions by Queen Jean
A male hottie with sharp hip bones who leaves little tiny round bruises on a girl's thigh while pounding her sideways.
Jean: "Girrrrrl, I met this guy last nite!"
Pen: "Oh yea? Hows he look?"
Jean: "Oh you know, dark hair, bout 6', a real thighbruiser!"
Pen: "Oh yea? Hows he look?"
Jean: "Oh you know, dark hair, bout 6', a real thighbruiser!"
by Queen Jean August 10, 2005
The little tiny circle bruises left on a girl's thigh while getting pounded by a slim man with sharp hip bones.
1. That guy Danny, he's a real thigh-bruiser.
2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!
3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"
2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!
3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"
by Queen Jean August 15, 2005
Someone who can always be found online in chats or instant messages with friends. Usually someone who spends more than 3 hours daily chatting or texting.
Queen Jean is a real chat whore! I remember chatting with her on ICQ about her 21st bday party and now she's gonna be 31 and is everywhere!
by Queen Jean August 10, 2005