89 definitions by Queen Buttrix

FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021

Limbaughfication

A fetish for being humiliated by being transformed into a rancid-mouthed, cigar-smoking hot-air balloon.

Limbaughfication is my specialty, now with death from lung cancer included

by Queen Buttrix February 19, 2021

Kathy Lee Griffin

A Hollywood socialist falsely accused of holding up Dum Dum's head in a photo op. In reality, that was Kathy Griffin (no relation).

Kathy Lee Griffin would never do what House Republicans accused her of doing. She supports material justice, not bad art.

by Queen Buttrix January 14, 2021

young kipper

Very Ashki way of saying "Yom Kippur", the Jewish day of atonement.

Where are you going for Young Kipper?

by Queen Buttrix February 25, 2021

plug in

To take amphetamines

Wanna plug in and watch The Sopranos from start to finish?

by Queen Buttrix January 18, 2021

Jesus was a furry

A theory first posited by C S Lewis in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Jesus was a furry, and his fursona was a lion named Aslan.

by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021

capple

The fruit of labor.

Capitalism is when someone steals all the capples from the worker.

Workers can have little a capples, as a treat.

by Queen Buttrix January 16, 2020