1 definition by Quarterpast
Inspiration for Botticelli's famous redheads and the human being Venus is most jealous of, given her physical gorgeousness. So deserving of respect that her heavenly behind may only be called 'derrière', although French is generally to lowly a language for her. Sometimes slightly too independent (for instance when she ignores her PA in Cairo for more than two hours) but otherwise very good to the world. She refuses to send any animal, including mosquito's or flies, to heaven, since she does not want to get bothered by them when she finally gets home. Miriam is also used as a scale of awesomeness, which combines intelligence, beauty, hotness, kindness and sucess. This will have to be recalibrated after her PhD in Antwerp is finished, wich will result in most people's scores dropping an order of magnitude or two.
Yesterday I calculated that Albert Einstein, Emma Stone, Barack Obama and Mahatma Gandhi have a combined score of only 0.00000000058008 Miriam.
by Quarterpast March 23, 2018