4 definitions by Qrst1

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When a chick has a long head of hair that is very tight and curly, resembling a brick of ramen. Brings hair pulling during sex to mind. Usually used in a complimentary manner. Aka Sideshow Bob hair.
She didn't really have a smoking body, but the ramen hair made up for it.

She couldn't find her glasses; they were lost in her ramen hair.
by Qrst1 February 26, 2007

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The command for one to verify one's hierarchal status, social or otherwise. Intended to enlighten someone about their recent/intended fuckup. Pulled from military terms (ie You're a private and I'm a colonel; don't FUCK with me unless you like doing midnight patrols).
Check rank, bitch, know your role!

I had to make Queenesha check her rank when she tried to scream on me. She remembered I paid the bills and quickly shut the fuck up.
by Qrst1 February 26, 2007

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Said to rub salt into opponent(s) wounds after zeroing them out. Usually used while playing Def Jam: Fight For NY due to it's monetary reward system. Originated via the Mastercard commercials.
Getting your ass kicked by Cracka and Darkness: Priceless!

A: Dude, that game of Madden was priceless! How do you lose 42 to 0? B: Shut the fuck up, you goat sperm shitter.
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A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.
That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
by Qrst1 February 26, 2007

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