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This term had been created to summarize most problems in the lives of males.

In seeing problems with several friends over the same girl, I noticed the girl was creating problems for all 3 of them.

I then decided to coin a term that would from thereon easily describe situations similar to this, i.e. where a woman is causing problems for others.
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1. As a noun:
PGP stands for (a) Pussy Given Problem.

A problem caused by a pussy or vagina, a
female sexual organ that has caused many problems through the ages. Often a lust for men.

2. As a verb:
PGPed (past tense) to have been burdened by a Pussy Given Problem.

3. As an interjection:
PGP stands for Pussies Give Problems.

This could be used as a wise saying amongst other to see clearly the problem at hand. When talking about a female problem amongst friends, one could say this one word "PGP." and will have accurately stated the obvious.
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This term is not to be limited to just male problems, PGPs can come onto other females also.

Problems could spring in a lot of places, a PGP could be caused for a car to.
A woman might be trying to fix a car and ends up ruining it, she has PGPed the car.

I hope to have given my male friends a way to correctly assign the cause for many problems in their lives.

To solve a PGP is to "get rid of the bitch".

"A pussy is only as good as it can produce viable results in the world."
- J.G.
1. John had been sick all week, I suspect he has a PGP on his hands...or in his bed.

2. I remember when Joe was PGPed by Tracy, he failed his SATs because of her.

3. Jack: "Man I can't believe I haven't get rid of this headache yet, and my car broke down too, and all these weird things have been happening to me."

Mike: "PGP."
by Qpido Jerome Forbidden April 2, 2009
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