Qit's definitions

Democrat

The supposed sworn enemies of the Republicans, despite often phrasing eerily similar rhetoric in different words. One of the two political parties whose politicians win almost every election. They want us to believe that they're the liberals...and people actually buy it.

"He was a registered Democrat, but he went nonpartisan. Can't say I blame him."

by Qit February 25, 2004

man

1) If we are to believe the Bible, the prototype for humanity. Large, utilitarian, and fun to play with; however, being only human, not always rational.

2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.

"If I ever get married, it's going to be to a man—not one of these bratty local guys!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

McDonalds

A bad fast food chain. The food has grease and calories through the roof, is likely to cause food poisoning, and doesn't even taste good. Its symbol is often optimistically called the Golden Arches; but in actuality, it's a huge, piss-yellow "M."

Often sued by people who got fat on the product. While it's true that no one made them eat there, the company kind of deserves it.

"I've given up eating at McDonalds; the food literally makes me sick."

by Qit February 25, 2004

chubby-chaser

See FA, but usually refers to gay guys who prefer BHM.

"He's such a chubby-chaser...if anything, he has a worse crush on Steve Harwell than I do."

by Qit February 26, 2004

cheongsam

See qipao, but refers specifically to the long-skirted version.

"Once I've got the spare money, I'm getting one of those blue satin cheongsams from the import shop!"

by Qit January 12, 2004

chubby chaser

A fat admirer; usually but not always a gay male one. Also, chubby-chaser.

"What's a FA?"
"I believe the more common term is 'chubby chaser.'"

by Qit May 8, 2005

qipao

A high-necked, narrow-cut dress, often made out of silk or brocade. The best examples have "frog" closures and are slit up both sides of the skirt.

Originally from China; the term literally means "banner dress." Also known as a cheongsam.

"My wedding dress will be an ivory silk qipao—no two ways about it!"

by Qit January 12, 2004