Qit's definitions

Fatbeard

A stereotypical geek; i.e. one who looks like the Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons."

"Want to go down to the game store?"
"No, the owner treats everyone except his fellow fatbeards like hell."

by Qit May 8, 2005

cheongsam

See qipao, but refers specifically to the long-skirted version.

"Once I've got the spare money, I'm getting one of those blue satin cheongsams from the import shop!"

by Qit January 12, 2004

chubby-chaser

See FA, but usually refers to gay guys who prefer BHM.

"He's such a chubby-chaser...if anything, he has a worse crush on Steve Harwell than I do."

by Qit February 26, 2004

qipao

A high-necked, narrow-cut dress, often made out of silk or brocade. The best examples have "frog" closures and are slit up both sides of the skirt.

Originally from China; the term literally means "banner dress." Also known as a cheongsam.

"My wedding dress will be an ivory silk qipao—no two ways about it!"

by Qit January 12, 2004

Leo

Someone born when the sun was in the constellation of the lion (July 22-August 22). Often behaves like a stereotypical male lion—aggressive yet lazy, and possessed of a huge ego which is as fragile as a soap bubble.

"Ben pitched a fit over some chick turning him down. After that, he sat on my couch whining about it for an hour, then demanded that I order a pizza."
"Did you expect something else of a Leo?"

by Qit February 27, 2004

chubby chaser

A fat admirer; usually but not always a gay male one. Also, chubby-chaser.

"What's a FA?"
"I believe the more common term is 'chubby chaser.'"

by Qit May 8, 2005

capsaicin

The chemical in chili peppers that makes them "hot." Actually a mild irritant.

"How many times more capsaicin does a habañero have than a jalapeño?"

by Qit January 21, 2004