Qit's definitions

fat man's charm

The reason I find Abraham Benrubi way more attractive than Jude Law.

"I mean it; the quarterback's all yours. I'm more interested in the tackle; he's got that whole fat man's charm thing going on."

by Qit January 13, 2004

BBW

"Big Beautiful Woman." A cute fat chick. And yes, they do exist.

Mary stormed into her apartment, her hair still damp and her round, pretty face suffused with anger, and threw the bag containing her size-18 SlimSuit™ violently into the corner. Those smirking gym rats at the pool had gotten on her last nerve, and swimming circles around them didn't help any longer. As if it wasn't bad enough that her latest attempt at dieting had only managed to make her feel tired and cranky!

Finally, she sat down at the computer and began drafting a tentative personal ad: "BBW seeks real man..."

by Qit October 8, 2004

Infiniti

A Nissan with luxury options--in short, a utilitarian car with snob appeal.

"Is that a Maxima?"
"No, it is not! It is an Infiniti I30!"
"In other words...it's a Maxima."

by Qit June 25, 2004

furvert

People who get off on teddy bears, mascot costumes, and German shepherds.  Often confused with furries, who are no more or less than anthropomorphics fans.

"Thanks to all the furverts, you can't even browse Yerf without someone looking at you funny nowadays!"

by Qit January 12, 2004

Democrat

The supposed sworn enemies of the Republicans, despite often phrasing eerily similar rhetoric in different words. One of the two political parties whose politicians win almost every election. They want us to believe that they're the liberals...and people actually buy it.

"He was a registered Democrat, but he went nonpartisan. Can't say I blame him."

by Qit February 25, 2004

man

1) If we are to believe the Bible, the prototype for humanity. Large, utilitarian, and fun to play with; however, being only human, not always rational.

2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.

"If I ever get married, it's going to be to a man—not one of these bratty local guys!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

McDonalds

A bad fast food chain. The food has grease and calories through the roof, is likely to cause food poisoning, and doesn't even taste good. Its symbol is often optimistically called the Golden Arches; but in actuality, it's a huge, piss-yellow "M."

Often sued by people who got fat on the product. While it's true that no one made them eat there, the company kind of deserves it.

"I've given up eating at McDonalds; the food literally makes me sick."

by Qit February 25, 2004