Quif my flaps off (Kweef-my-flaps-off). The act of Quifing soo hard that your labia blows out irreparably. To be used in place of LMFAO (Laugh my fucking arse off).
Joel: Can you believe that JB Hi Fi has a 50% off sale today!
Scotty: Well QMFO!!! I'm so there
Joel: I was soo drunk i ended up shagging some desperate in the toilet cubicle and got caught!
Scotty: QMFO!!!! Thats Awesome!
High Pitched Virginal Quif (High-Picht-Virginal-Kweef):
1) A build up of air expelled by a tight virgin resulting in a high pitched squeal. Reminiscent of the sound air makes from a balloon that has the opening pinched.
2) An expression used when LMFAO
is not sufficient to describe the immense amount of excitement/suprise created by a situation or person.
Scotty: What the fuck is that sound? An Ambulance Siren
Cody: No I just HPVQ
'd! Sorry dude, i'm really embarassed.
Cody: This guy i picked up last night at the meat works had a 15inch cock that split me like nobody's business.
Quif out loud (Kweef-Out-Loud) - To be used instead of LOL. When something happens to make you "Quif out Loud" when laughing or suprised.
To be expressed in either written or verbal form.
Scotty: Whoa Betty, did you just see that guy fall down!
Betty: Yeah! I just QOL
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