2 definitions by Pyro-Cryo Master
The true definition is someone that buys a game only to beat it. They don't care about playing the game, they just get the game to see what the ending is. To accomplish this, they, as soon as they get it home, go online to find a FAQ (usually using www.gamefaqs.com...I love that site ^_^) to get every single powerup or quadforce or item.
Person A: I hate Schiffi.
Person 2: Why?
Person A: He just got the new "Schpeldunkies" game, and he's halfway through it in only 3 hours of playing.
Person C: So what? I did that with "Pyrokeneticist Rage" and "Cryokeneticist Gloom".
Person A: Yeah, but "Schpeldunkies" supposed to have 60 hours of gameplay.
Person 2: WOW! What A FAQtard!
Person 2: Why?
Person A: He just got the new "Schpeldunkies" game, and he's halfway through it in only 3 hours of playing.
Person C: So what? I did that with "Pyrokeneticist Rage" and "Cryokeneticist Gloom".
Person A: Yeah, but "Schpeldunkies" supposed to have 60 hours of gameplay.
Person 2: WOW! What A FAQtard!
by Pyro-Cryo Master November 30, 2004
This song is a very easily obtained torture device brought to you by Smile.dk (that's the band name). It only works on straight males or lesbians. The reason for this is...well, just look at the lyrics in the example section (I hate examples). Now you know how to torture your boyfriend. I recommend not using it on your lesbian girlfriend if you're a lesbian.
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy
Hot summer time
Always something on my mind
A kind of magic in the air
I'm on the run
To a sunny paradise
Burining beaches everywhere
I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
It's time to get things started
So come on everybody
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy
Hot summer night
Always makes me loose control
It feels like heaven now I'm free
And all the boys
If you want to feel the heat
Just come along and play with me
I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
It's time to get things started
So come on everybody
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy
Use this well.
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy
Hot summer time
Always something on my mind
A kind of magic in the air
I'm on the run
To a sunny paradise
Burining beaches everywhere
I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
It's time to get things started
So come on everybody
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy
Hot summer night
Always makes me loose control
It feels like heaven now I'm free
And all the boys
If you want to feel the heat
Just come along and play with me
I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
It's time to get things started
So come on everybody
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy
Use this well.
by Pyro-Cryo Master November 30, 2004