n. Any type of food that will will transport a large amount of delicious condiment/topping into the mouth. Such as: bread is just the delivery-device for butter. Crackers are just a cheese delivery-device, and hot dogs are just a ketchup/mustard delivery-device.
Daughter: Do you want some bread with that butter, dad?
Dad: Well, bread is just the butter delivery-device.
n. A redneck sport, originating in Alabama. Involves every player on an ATV in a woody area in the middle of nowhere. "Woogens" refer to the mud-covered, rolled up t-shirts or towels that each player gets and tries to throw at each other player.
Best played with one less woogen than number of players.
Donny: We had a blast playin woogenball last night!