2 definitions by Pussyliquer

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
by Pussyliquer October 29, 2017
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A party which on the other side you find the quaker in the room take a serrated blade and you cut their shins open and I hope that you obtain Their leg quakes for yourself
Mike I was there Mike I was there at a shin dig they took my leg quakes on the other side I swear I have this horrible scars and they won’t scathe
by Pussyliquer September 24, 2021
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