81 definitions by Purplenado

TB12's BORG

TB12's BORG Is a mixture of the following: bottom shelf rum, Ritalin, Cialis, liquid steroids, Vitamin Water, and Tums.

TB12's BORG will definitely set you up for the WIN, baby! Warning: do NOT consume in the parking lot of the Northernaire Motel. Nobody wants to have to call a BORGulance.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

cheese breath

So, cheese breath is a derogatory term describing the breath of a Wisconsin person, especially a Green Bay Packers’ fan.

FEMALE 1: GIRL! WTF is that rancid ass smell that is making me gag!

FEMALE 2: It’s cheese breath!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

lickee

A lickee is a big, slurpy lick from your dog, especially one with horrible breath.

My Poo Poo just gave me a huge ass lickee in my face and I just about puked.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

I'm on the Fent

I'm on the Fent means you are actually scoring and ingesting Fentanyl. Being on the Fent is NOT a good thing. Like, you will suck a smegma covered dick for it. And, you will one of those zombie people that get posted up on TikTok. Be forewarned, bitches!

It’s music appreciation time, BITCHES!

I'm on the Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

Ain’t nothing but a Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Motherfucking Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Zombie shit Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Fucking mess Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
In the urn Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
It’s A Small World Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Pass revoked Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

anal peppermint stick

A super freaky thing to do during the holiday season is to play hide the anal peppermint stick.

Oh! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love said to me, let’s hide the anal peppermint stick!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

Ye Old Mill

Ye Old Mill is a beloved attraction at the Minnesota State Fair. It is a love tunnel type ride. Some people (not me) take advantage of the darkness and over five minute duration of the ride to kiss and make out. Or, to take a toke off their vape (nicotine or cannabis).

My man and I are taking a ride on the Ye Old Mill. Wink, wink.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023