81 definitions by Purplenado

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

DB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, Popov Vodka, Nerds Candy, various products from ROMAN, vag squirt juice, and Tang.

DB's BORG will catch you by surprise. That’s right, besties. Ya heard it here first. Party on! Blarney Blowout, besties! Chug A Lug.

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

BORGcast is like a forecast, but it’s checking the weather to see if it will be favorable for a BORG or not.

The weather is predicted to be sunny in the afternoon. It’s a great BORGcast for today!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Ah! Give me that sweet, sweet SPC, baby!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

So, W. S. P. means wide smelly pussy. It’s something you DO NOT want to have. EVER!

Is it a dumpster, a landfill, a sewer, an ob/gyn office?? No, it’s a W. S. P.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

BORG-ston is a nickname for Boston as they have the BORG fad, especially during the Blarney Blowout.

I’m headed to BORG-ston to party at the Blarney Blowout. You know you are SO jealous.

by Purplenado March 8, 2023