2 definitions by PurpleWatermelon
1.
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
2. DODGEBALL:
a. Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
3.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
SYNONYMS include:
1. HELL
2. AWESOME
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
4. FUN
5. BORING
6. EASY
7. COMPLETE HELL
8. STINKY
9. NOT TO BE MISSED
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
2. DODGEBALL:
a. Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
3.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
SYNONYMS include:
1. HELL
2. AWESOME
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
4. FUN
5. BORING
6. EASY
7. COMPLETE HELL
8. STINKY
9. NOT TO BE MISSED
I was picked last for my team in Physical Education class today because I am not athletic, and generally unliked by my peers.
by PurpleWatermelon March 27, 2005
uh·door·uh·bull
adj.
1.) The highest level of adorability.
2.) When an object or individual is worthy of much adoration.
3.) Usually seen or viewed in written form on blog sites and through e-mail, as it is so like its traditional counterpart that it is rarely worth the effort to notice in everyday conversation.
4.) Usually typed in all capital letters.
5.) A word an adult male human should rarely utter in order to avoid embarrassment in social or digital settings.
WORD HISTORY: First coined by PurpleWatermelon, herself, back in mid-2006 in an attempt to express another's extreme cuteness. Uh-door-uh-bull is a good example of a word that should only be uttered if one is female, or a father with a newborn child. At the time of publication, the word uh-door-uh-bull had taken the West Coast of Maryland by storm, with at least one individual using it in everyday conversation.
SEE: Ambrosial, Appealing, Attractive
DON'T SEE: Gigli. That is one awful movie.
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adj.
1.) The highest level of adorability.
2.) When an object or individual is worthy of much adoration.
3.) Usually seen or viewed in written form on blog sites and through e-mail, as it is so like its traditional counterpart that it is rarely worth the effort to notice in everyday conversation.
4.) Usually typed in all capital letters.
5.) A word an adult male human should rarely utter in order to avoid embarrassment in social or digital settings.
WORD HISTORY: First coined by PurpleWatermelon, herself, back in mid-2006 in an attempt to express another's extreme cuteness. Uh-door-uh-bull is a good example of a word that should only be uttered if one is female, or a father with a newborn child. At the time of publication, the word uh-door-uh-bull had taken the West Coast of Maryland by storm, with at least one individual using it in everyday conversation.
SEE: Ambrosial, Appealing, Attractive
DON'T SEE: Gigli. That is one awful movie.
_____________________
"That litter of kittens is the most UH-DOOR-UH-BULL thing I've ever seen."
"Don't Bubba and Tamika make the most uh-door-uh-bull couple?"
"Don't Bubba and Tamika make the most uh-door-uh-bull couple?"
by PurpleWatermelon July 24, 2006