Definitions by Punitive D

madtropolis 

The city where the UW is. Also, a place full of stinking hippies, but at least there's the Plaza. Mmmm, really cheap pitchers of point.

Man, I'm gonna be rockin' the Madtropolis tonight at Gomeroke!

madtropolis by Punitive D June 27, 2005

wiscorgeous 

1) People who are ten to fifteen pounds overweight and pass for gorgeous in Wisconsin; 2) people who were quite fit and attractive, but then moved to Wisconsin and after eating only cheese and bratwurst gained ten to fifteen pounds (generally most noticeable in the midsection, ass, and thigh regions).

Wow, that woman is so wiscorgeous, if she could just lose fifteen pounds she might be hot.

wiscorgeous by Punitive D June 12, 2005

citatrix

A female who possesses the uncanny ability to citate with the proficiency of that veritable goddess of ciatations, Mary Jo Poleski.

Holy crap, did you see that TLB, it's citations were so damn thorough, you know its author was a citatrix!

citatrix by Punitive D April 18, 2005

Totally Wisco

Someone who's so Wisconsin it hurts.

Damn, could that chick be any more totally Wisco?

Totally Wisco by Punitive D March 15, 2005

struther 

When one consumes absurd quantities of food as if by enhailing the edibles. Derived from Sally Struthers, who you may have seen in all those Save the Children Ads.

Wow, I just struthered down a plate of ribs, a half-dozen wings, a bbq pork sando, and a pitcher of Blatz.

struther by Punitive D March 15, 2005