3 definitions by Pumpernickels

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.
Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".
by Pumpernickels May 6, 2018
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Any remarkable moment that might occur if and when you are drinking a lot of MUG brand Root Beer. The one with the funny dog.
"Damn, I really love MUG" - Jack
"Really? I don't particularly enjoy it." - Zach
"No, bro!" - Mr. Boner *in the process of clobbering Zach*
"MUG Moment!" - God, probably
by Pumpernickels January 3, 2022
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Igor is a lover who might be annoying but is trust worthy and has a big dick
Bro last night i met igor
by Pumpernickels May 5, 2019
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