Puffy's definitions

China'd

Adjective

A reference to eyes narrowed or slanted like a Chinaman's following the smoking of moderate to heavy marjuana.

Dude that weed was the shit!! My eyes are so china'd!

by Puffy January 14, 2004

eminizzle

Pet name given to Eminem by none other than the great Snoop Dogg.

That shizzle was off the hizzle, Eminizzle!

by Puffy January 16, 2004

PIG

A very slow vehicle, i.e. car, dirtbike, etc.

Dude you need a new bike... that thing is a fucking pig!!!!

by Puffy January 14, 2004

kone

One who enjoys the consumption of small animals, typically domestic, regardless of the moral and ethical consequences.

Dude have you seen my poodle? I posted reward signs all over the place... that kone must have eaten her for lunch!

by Puffy January 14, 2004

coldheart

The result of the complete disposal and disregard of a male's emotions to avoid mental breakdown due to the irrational and incoherent complexities of the female mind.

Man that chick messed with that guy Brian so much... he turned into a total coldheart.

by Puffy January 17, 2004

suttin

slang for "something"; coined by PuffTheMagicDragon biotch

I have suttin to tell you

by Puffy July 31, 2003

spud gun

A makeshift cannon for shooting potatoes, usually made from PVC pipe. The two major varieties are pneumatic guns, which rely on compressed air, and combustion guns, in which a flammable chemical such as hair spray is ignited.

Guy at the hardware store: "I love shooting spud guns, just be careful not to blow a hole through your liver".

by puffy October 20, 2004