2 definitions by Pube plucker

Speedballer (noun) Most elite of paintball players, breed: different. Able to ruin a little kids paintball party in a matter of seconds. Can dominate the paintball field like a virgin in fortnite.
Carter: “Is that a real speedballer?”
Brandon: “Yeah, that’s Pierson alright. He definitely gets pussy!”
by Pube plucker December 21, 2020
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Watermelon (noun) A food favorited by cotton picking playas. Usually preferred to be sautéed with barbecue sauce and served with ice cold Kool Aid.
Tyrone: He gots the watermelon!
Demitrious: Yeah slime let’s steal it!
by Pube plucker December 21, 2020
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