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Someone who looks up elephant porn in his local library and smells of poocorn and masturbates on public buses while proceeding to throw his jizz at the driver as a sign of affection.
sometimes mistaken for homosexuals due to the fact that they shove pogo sticks up their arses and bounce around all day as their main source of transportation. they are not homosex they merely love sucking elephant dong and attempt many sexual acts with crocodiles.
Frank: "Hey look at that Reece mounting that pogo stick!"

Barry: "EURGH! Im getting out of here, i dont want anyone throwing semen at me!!!"
by Pseudonympho1234 October 21, 2011
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