3 definitions by Pseudo Wisdom
The Legend of Puto San Guelo:
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.
by Pseudo Wisdom May 7, 2013
Learn How to Fucking Spell.
A phrase used by REAL Hackers/Crackers who are annoyed by Script Kiddies and other wanna-be "Hackers" that use so-called "Leet Speak" (L337 5P34K) -- especially if the "Leet Speak" is over-used, or used inncoorectly.
See also: LHFT
A phrase used by REAL Hackers/Crackers who are annoyed by Script Kiddies and other wanna-be "Hackers" that use so-called "Leet Speak" (L337 5P34K) -- especially if the "Leet Speak" is over-used, or used inncoorectly.
See also: LHFT
Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: I M 4 L337 H4X0R!
Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: W1T M4D 5X177Z!
Real Hacker: LHFS, moron!
Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: W1T M4D 5X177Z!
Real Hacker: LHFS, moron!
by Pseudo Wisdom November 28, 2008
Learn How to Fucking Type
A phrase used by REAL Hackers/Crackers who are annoyed by Script Kiddies and other wanna-be "Hackers" that use so-called "Leet Speak" (L337 5P34K) -- especially if the "Leet Speak" is over-used, or used incorrectly.
See also: LHFS
A phrase used by REAL Hackers/Crackers who are annoyed by Script Kiddies and other wanna-be "Hackers" that use so-called "Leet Speak" (L337 5P34K) -- especially if the "Leet Speak" is over-used, or used incorrectly.
See also: LHFS
Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: I M 4 L337 H4X0R!
Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: W1T M4D 5X177Z!
Real Hacker: LHFT, moron!
Wanna-Be Script Kiddie: W1T M4D 5X177Z!
Real Hacker: LHFT, moron!
by Pseudo Wisdom November 28, 2008