1 definition by Prowzack

After a long day in long johns and cold weather the absolute micro size your balls and dick become. Possible worse or similar to cold water dick but not as awkward cause it can be hidden under lots of gear.
Hey sorry I can’t send you a dick picture I have SNOWBOARD DICK and I don’t wanna you to think I’m tiny.
by Prowzack December 20, 2019
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