Definitions by Prophet Tenebrae

non-ebrity 

A person famous for no discernible achievement or talent, who clings to their "celebrity" status by appearing in tabloids, gossip magazines and reality TV in an attempt to stretch out their 15 minutes of fame.

The show Big Brother had spawned a generation of non-ebrity individuals.

non-ebrity by Prophet Tenebrae February 16, 2007

emoem

A work of prose which is notable for dark, brooding and generally emo overtones.

While the term may be applied to any poem that is gloomy or morose, it is especially applicable to those which take an overly serious view of things which are of only trivial importance to the average reader.

Rachel and Caitlin spent a night writing emoems about how horrible their parents were and how nobody understood them before posting them on Myspace.

emoem by Prophet Tenebrae October 20, 2006

Muff weasel 

A man or woman who has a particularly penchant for orally pleasuring women by licking their pussy.

Richard was a real hit with the ladies, his muff weaselry being legendary

Muff weasel by Prophet Tenebrae August 21, 2004

choon 

A song or any piece of music to which an individual assigns the highest level of merit but most usually an exclaimation upon hearing the song in public.

Bohemian Rhapsody! CHOON!

choon by Prophet Tenebrae February 26, 2004

tenebrae

A contemporary usage of the Latin word for darkness, the word tenebrae is often used to express a concealed or open darkness to an item or person.

After careful reflection Shaunagan decided the man had a tenebrae demeanour.

tenebrae by Prophet Tenebrae August 20, 2003