Professor.Joe's definitions

Flappy Fustercluck

The scientific name for a group of 'hunter' terminids (insects) in the video game, Helldivers 2:

A gaggle of geese.
A murder of crows.
A flappy fustercluck of hunters.

Richard - a flappy fustercluck patrol to your 5 o'clock - kill 'em with fire!

by Professor.Joe April 18, 2024

Teacher's Pet

A sexual maneuver performed on an adult student causing the student's grade to rise to the level of O+ or beyond.

Philotes was growing bold during office hours with her professor so teacher's pet was performed to reestablish professional dominance and reduce her to a purring kitten.

by Professor.Joe April 26, 2023