Professor Forbin's definitions

Dumpin' Dots

Little pieces of shit that end up on your tile floor after a vigorous wipe. Especially prevalent after eating rye bread or peanuts, exacerbated by using soft toliet paper.

As I was taking my morning constitutional, I noticed dumpin' dots all over the floor.

by Professor Forbin May 17, 2005

little mermaid

David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.

The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.

by Professor Forbin April 29, 2005

jammer

A stool so large that jams the plumbing in a public crapper, causing an overflow state.

Bill took such a rasty jammer in the fifth floor head that building maintenence had to be summoned immediately.

by Professor Forbin May 4, 2005