3 definitions by Professor Forbin

jammer

A stool so large that jams the plumbing in a public crapper, causing an overflow state.

Bill took such a rasty jammer in the fifth floor head that building maintenence had to be summoned immediately.

by Professor Forbin May 4, 2005

Dumpin' Dots

Little pieces of shit that end up on your tile floor after a vigorous wipe. Especially prevalent after eating rye bread or peanuts, exacerbated by using soft toliet paper.

As I was taking my morning constitutional, I noticed dumpin' dots all over the floor.

by Professor Forbin May 16, 2005

little mermaid

David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.

The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.

by Professor Forbin April 29, 2005