1 definition by Professor of Poop Euphemisms

What your anus feels like when you have to defecate so immediately that the fecal matter is almost protruding from your body. The phrase "sitting on a hot nickel" is synonymous with "have a turtle head poking," "prairie doggin' it," and "touching cloth."
I have to poop so bad it feels like I'm sitting on a hot nickel!
by Professor of Poop Euphemisms November 1, 2013
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