4 definitions by Professor Pape

The propensity for an Asian female to simply cease communication at any possible moment. This can occur during texting, honeymoon, and situationship stage (usually starting and ending at texting). The intention is typically unknown as to why the break in communication occurs thus rending the other party genuinely clueless as to how strategize the next attempt at the asian female.
“Damn, I was texting this fine asian girl on instagram, and then she just randomly stopped texting me out of nowhere.”

“Nah dude, you just got asian girl ghosted. No one really knows why—it just happens. You’ll never know why they decided to dip.”

“How do you get them to stay interested?”

“Idk, fkn magic—ask Penn & Teller.”
by Professor Pape April 23, 2023
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Street slang from downtown Atlanta by junkies. When a junkie asks for 15 cents, he doesn’t actually want your money, he’s asking for fentanyl.
“Ayo, you got 15 cents?”

“Nah, I ain’t got nun fo ya unc.”
by Professor Pape April 23, 2023
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A short excursion with a companion to acquire a good, perform a singular task, or have a short conversation. A baby lurk occurs usually when one party is scheduled to do something at a later time, but has a small window to invest time with another individual enough to spend it with them.
“Hey bro, wanna go out tonight for some PBRs?”

“Nah, I gotta meet shawty around 9. We can hit a baby lurk real quick to Wendy’s tho until she texts back.”
by Professor Pape April 23, 2023
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Southern Floridians call the ground, soil, or dirt the floor.
*thud*
“Ugh, dropped my phone on the floor.”

Shawty, we are outside. Don’t you mean the ground?”

“Yeah, that’s what I said.”
by Professor Pape April 23, 2023
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