1 definition by Professor Howard
The Eshay is a breed of street rat, mostly found to be in the teenage years. It is common to see these creatures wear sports wear brands with big logos. These baby mammals hunt in large packs to secure their safety. On their own they powerless cowards but once in a pack they start to bark at innocent people, especially the mentally ill. If your trying to spot one of these fascinating creatures I would suggest going to a local shopping centre as this is where they commonly hunt and breed/play/smoke cigs/yell at randoms/run in front of cars ect. *Important Note* If they are wearing a Gucci or LV hat instead of just some lower priced brand (Nike or Adidas) I would stand clear as they may be a high ranking esh lad.
Person 1* - Do you know Daniel?
Person 2* - Oh yeah, are you talking about the eshay daniel?
Person 1* - Yeah that's the guy. Him and his esh lads robbed my grandma on the weekend.
Person 2* - Oh yeah, are you talking about the eshay daniel?
Person 1* - Yeah that's the guy. Him and his esh lads robbed my grandma on the weekend.
by Professor Howard June 2, 2020